December 5, 2008
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Skidmarks
Skidmarks
I was up late the other night, channel surfing, when I landed on an syndicated episode of "Sex & the City." I've seen a couple of episodes before, and find it pretty entertaining. A gay guy that likes "Sex & the City?" How weird! Anyway, this episode was about Miranda, the lawyer chick, and this scrub that she was dating. He had moved in with her and she was doing his laundry. As she was loading them up in the washing machine, she noticed skidmarks on his tighty whities! She was disgusted, like any normal human being (minus the scatters, R. Kelly, and the stars of "2 Girls & A Cup.)" I started thinking of how I would react if that happened to me. Would I mention it to my significant other jokingly? Or would I just ignore it and pray to the gods that it will never happen again? There really is no excuse to have skidmarks. You should always keep your butt hole clean! Is it really that hard to wipe until you see no brown? Dig in a few inches just to be safe. Just like what your mamma always said, "You should always have clean underwear." Well, you should always have a clean butthole too.
What would you do if you found skidmarks on your significant other's undies?
Song of the Day
Ryan Tedder is the lead singer of OneRepublic. This is a rare unreleased song he did solo before his band made it big.
Comments (43)
i'd make him do his own laundry LOL
@LihKinLi -
HAHA, SO TRUE
oops, I need to clean better next time, lol.
Oh hell no. It wouldnt ever happen to my boyfriend, think OCD clean freak that showers twice a day.
I would be grossed out, buy I change my niece after she poos and pees.
I probably wouldnt be as grossed out other girls.
Xo
Bungholes should always be clean but "dig in a few inches just to be safe"? I might try, but the heterosexual in me does not allow for anything to go several inches deep into my anal area.
I would be so turned on...
bleach time!!!
i remember that episode lol. wasnt it with the guy who kept peeing with the door open? I'd probably burn the underwear and be pretty disgusted. I honestly don't know how you approach that subject with someone lol. I think id just have a much lower opinion of him and leave wet wipes in a very obvious place in the bathroom. Nasty!
@LihKinLi -
i'm glad i'm not your bf! -= P
@stevew918 -
probably not a good idea to advertise that. plenty of hot girls read my site.
@Mr_Jin -
why? afraid you might like it? haha just go as deep as you're comfie with.
@resolc -
the next time you toss my salad, i'll make sure i have some dingleberries for you babe. <3
@wutuwaitn4 -
Exactly. BTW, dingleberries and tossed salad...nice mix.
Geez. Another one of your entries pertaining to poop. LOL.
EWWWWWW!!! i dunno... considering its your SO, im sure you've seen nastier, more grotesque things? I could be wrong
my last ex would pick his nose in front of me, well in public too... i thought that was pretty fucking disgusting.
Yuck, that is freaking disgusting. I'd say something in a joking way but be serious wit it. Wait....is that possible? Of course it is.....wait
@boogiebear -
of course. i talk about the important things in life. and admitt it, you love my shitty entries.
@wutuwaitn4 -
What can I say, they're entertaining.
bake it!
I wouldn't be washing his underwear in the first place =
i would tease him. ewww
ummmmmmm a few INCHES??? shieet.. no pun intended
i actually like ryan tedder's the look better than i like the one republic songs. that song is classic
@Reality_vs_Ideality -
Actually, the guy who pee'd and crapped was someone else. The skidmarks guy is the guy she ends up having a kid with and then marrying.
What would I do? I'd pray that it would never happen again. Too embarrassing to deal with. If anything, I'd place that pair on the top of his pile so when he picks it up again, thinking it's clean (assuming the washing machine didn't get it all out), then he'll get the idea.
This song is nice. I want it now.
LOL
great song, btw.
Whoa! I had no idea you were gay, wu
lawl.
... I think I would pretend I hadn't seen it. Really really. There are just some things I don't want to know about
i'd ignore it, and not bring it up. just as i would when i caught a lie.
bop it!
twist it!
pull it!
spin it!
flick it!
That's quite nasty.
I think I'll stare at it for a few seconds *_*
then proceed to wash it anyway.
@dOrkaLishiz -
if you give me your email, i can send it to you.
@MakexAxScene -
really? i've written many entries about it. i guess you don't read all my entries. =(
@niez_cho -
and sniff it too? -= P
@wutuwaitn4 -
haha ew no
i would a call him out on that shit (literally) immediately! there is no way that any man sharing a bed with me would have an asshole so dirty to leave behind skidmarks.
Nasty.
@LihKinLi - Ditto! I'd do the same!
hmmm good reminder i should wash my boxers now.
I have this song on my ipod. I love it!
This is why Indonesians WASH after the squat, not WIPE. Why move the problem around until it decides to stick to something else? Use the zookeeper method and blast it with a fire hose. One's bahookie should never be soiled. No excuse lah.
@Binakwan -
wash?? how? please elaborate.
soon i promise. ^_^ We'll go get pinkberry like i promised.. ^_^
i love that song.
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