April 18, 2013

June 21, 2011

  • Love

    me: have you been in love before?
    w:   yes, why?
    me: what does it feel like?
    w:   warm puppies and daffodils
    me: I've felt warm puppies before...but it was just Joey =(

April 28, 2011

  • Ghetto Wuwu

    My friend emailed me what I wrote on her yearbook 11 years ago, during our senior year of high school. I don't recall writing this at all. Why do I sound so ghetto? LOL


March 21, 2011

  • Huntington Beach Fun

    One of the perks of living in Irvine is that I'm surrounded by beaches. I can think of at least 5 beaches within 20 mins. from me off the top of my head, with Huntington Beach being one of them. I go there pretty often, either to bike, dog beach, bonfire, bar hopping, shopping, check out hot buff guys with their shirts off or just to hang out. The pier and Main St. area is pretty popping. Here are some photos from my last visit a few weeks ago.



    #2 meet Duke


    #3 I believe I can fly


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February 23, 2011

  • Nude Photoshoot with Yosho

    Yosho has been begging me to do a photoshoot of him for awhile, so I finally gave in. But, I told him I would only do it under one condition; he has to get naked. Surprisingly, he agreed. Here's the first photo I took. I wanted him to get comfortable in front of the camera first, so I let him leave his clothes on.


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January 20, 2011

  • Gifting on the First Date

    Have you ever given or received a gift on the first date?

    Someone gave me this on the first date. Beginning of a beautiful relationship? I have to admit, it's pretty thoughtful since we talked about zombie attacks prior to meeting. +5 brownie points

    P.S. He's only 22, turning 23 next month. I'm such a jaguar. =(


November 8, 2010

September 13, 2010

  • The Last Single Person on Earth

    Usually, most of my friends are in relationships. I've gotten used to that. But now, literally everyone I hang out with is either dating, with someone, engaged or married. I've reached the age where all my friends are at that stage of their life. Even people who I would never imagine being in a relationship, is in one. Always being the 3rd, 5th, 7th wheel sucks. I try to put on a brave face and stay optimistic that my Prince Charming is just around the corner, but I don't know how much longer I can keep that facade up. I've gotten so lonely that I'm actually entertaining the idea of letting my mom set me up on a blind date with a girl.

    A lot of people have come to the conclusion that I can't find anyone because I'm too picky. I honestly do not think that I'm too picky. All I want is a guy that's decent looking, with a good personality. That's it. Is that being too picky? But no matter how lonely I get, I will never ever get a boyfriend just to have a boyfriend. I refuse to settle.

    While things are looking rather bleak at the moment, I still have a glimpse of hope left in me. Every day is a new day, and just because I've been single for 5 years, doesn't mean I can't meet Mr. Right tomorrow. And the first thing I will ask him when I meet him is, "what you waiting for?"

August 25, 2010

  • Wet Panties

    Hi, I'm 27 years old and I just wet myself.

    I went home for lunch today. I had two cups of coffee this morning because I was up late cybering with Yosho. I tried to cut him off at 2:30AM, but homie didn't want to stop. During the 15 minute drive from my work to my house, my bladder filled up to maximum capacity and was ready to burst at any second. To top it off, every radio station had a freakin' beverage commercial on. The sound of someone guzzling a Pepsi or pouring a drink nearly put me over the edge. It's as if the powers that be were pointing down at me from above and laughing at my predicament. "Look at that poor guy. We should add some traffic too!" The half empty water bottle in my car was starting to look real good. Too bad my big penis won't fit into the opening. If I only had a gatorade bottle.

    As soon as I got home, I sprinted to the bathroom, nearing tripping over the monster cock dildo I forgot to put away from last night. I whipped out my monster schlong, which is slightly smaller than my dildo, and began opening the flood gates. You can hear the echo of the roaring rapids from a mile away, no joke. It felt so good, almost orgasmic. I was peeing at full force with my eyes rolling to the back of my head. I was enjoying myself for about 3 seconds, contemplating the meaning of life and belting out "I believe I can fly", when I felt a weird sensation in my pants. It suddenly started to get really warm. I looked down and saw that my penis was not fully out of my pants. Half of my penis hole was still in my pants! The stream of urine was split into two, one projectile going into the toilet, and the other into my "I love the 90's" boxers, pants, and all over the toilet. The aftermath resembled one of R. Kelly's fantasies, minus the under aged girls.

    I spent half of my lunch break cleaning my bathroom. I didn't even get a chance to eat before going back to work. This was all Yosho's fault. I'm not cybering him for a whole month to punish him.


    Speaking of wet panties, let's look at this hottie. The oh so dreamy HwanHee. TaeYang who? He looks so much better with his new eyes and nose. Korean plastic surgery FTW! Oh yea, the song is not bad either.

    HwanHee + me = drenched panties

    I'd be willing to have vaginal intercourse with a girl for just one hour with HwanHee. <3