Mochi, Joey's Step Sister

I got a chance to visit Mochi a couple weeks ago. It's been almost 4 years since I've last seen her. Sadly, I don't think Joey remembers her. I still wonder sometimes if I should've kept her, but seeing how happy and healthy she is puts my heart at ease. Hopefully I'll get to see her again soon.

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Always Listen to Your Fortune Cookie

My momma always said, "It bad luck not listen to fortune cookie."

So, who wants a BJ?

Just kidding...

...maybe.

Have a Garbage-free Day

My friend emailed this to me. You should definitely take a minute to read this.

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital. This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on... Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

The Best Compliment I've Ever Gotten

As I mentioned before, I took a week long trip to the ATL & Chicago last month. In ATL, I met up with the lovely Michinyon. She doesn't really update anymore, but she used to be pretty active on Xanga back in the good ol' days when Xanga was a bustling metropolis instead of a desert wasteland like it is now. During dinner, she told me something that brightened up my year.

M: I have a confession to tell you.
Me: you have a huge crush on me?
M: HA! no.
Me: You have a hot korean guy stashed away for me and we're going to meet him after dinner?
M: Yes, that's it. Who told you!? JK
Me: Aww don't play with my emotions like that. I'm fragile.
M: Anyway, what I wanted to tell you was that from reading your blog, you didn't seem like the type of person I would want to be friends with.
Me: Really? No one has told me that before.
M: Yea...like I didn't get why you were popular. I just didn't see what the big deal was.
Me: ok...*awkward silence*
M: BUT...now that I met you. I totally get it. =)

Then we made out for 5 minutes straight. What can I say? She knows the right words to say to get in my pants. She's a hot korean too, too bad she missing something in her crotch. *sigh*

I guess I need to put a disclaimer up on my blog.

DISCLAIMER: If you think I'm awesome now, just wait till you meet me. I'm even more awesome IRL (in real life).

Wuwu from Where the Wild Things Are

I dressed up as Max this year. All the supplies used to make this costume was brought from a craft store and my friend's mom sewed the costume for me. All the supplies ended up costing around $60. I never really cared for Halloween, until I started dressing up. Now it's becoming one of my favorite holidays! I'm already thinking about what I should be next year already. Any ideas?

Me and the Ambiguously Gay Duo, Gary & Ace. After I took the pic w/ them, the guy on the left says to me, "you're only allowed to take pics with girls for the rest of the night." Little does he know... >=)

Me and Lady Gaga on Halloween Eve. I found her roaming around the streets of Hollywood. She was slightly inebriated.