April 1, 2010
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And the Award for Best Actor Goes To...
EDIT: This is not an April Fool's joke! If I'm lying, you can force me to have sex with a guy!
Exactly two years ago, I came out to everyone on Xanga. So I felt it was only appropriate for me to come clean today. I'm not gay. I'm just been playing a gay guy on Xanga for the past two years. I was playing this character so well that sometimes I wouldn't remember if I was actually gay or not. That's when I knew that I had to stop the charade. I decided to pretend to be gay for two reasons: as a social experiment and also to sleep with a lot of chicks on xanga. My plan worked so well. I've slept with so many chicks from xanga, chicks who wanted me to experiment with them. It was all too easy. As for the social experiment, I learned that everyone was very accepting of my sexuality, girls and guys alike.
It was a fun two years, but all good things must come to an end. It was a lot of hard work, pretending to be gay. I had to endure so much pain and disgust from pretending to hit on all these str8 xanga boys and flirting with them. That part I will not miss. But I will miss chicks throwing themselves at me. I feel a little guilty about lying to them though. Oh well, life goes on.
Comments (45)
Uh. So I sent you nudes of myself for nothing?
Welcome back to the straight side.
Happy 1st.
I don't know if I'm meant to believe this... haha
Either way, I've enjoyed your blogs, Wuwu!
aww well thanks for ur honesty. now we can fuck. yay!
LOL I believe a lot of women are cheering now ;D
lolllll
Happy April Fools.
Lol...if this were true, I bet NDM just breathed a sigh of relief.
what's next year? Bi?
i swear there was an entry that was written that essentially put you back in the closet and claimed u were straight.
Hahaha... you're too much.
liyaahhhhhhh
Yay ah playa!
yeah...youre straight as a circle.
=DD
wait no! this must be a joke!
stop playing with our feelings
but you keep dreaming of my sphincter!!
Quit playin' games with my heart.
really john? O_O
I'm just.. confused.
LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s - nobody can love clustered so much and have it not be real. don't play with us this way!
lies!
@MuseErato -
hahhaha. When we were in dc, your fiancé was the first to call dibs on bedspace next to wuwu haha
nobody believes u, but i do. im here for u.
=O
hahahhahahahah
So you are straight for a day? lol
so now the guys can strip in front of you and not be conscious. you would enjoy that wouldn't you! way to go for DOUBLE reverse psychology Wu! LOL.
@Slutburger_with_Cheese -
they went str8 to SPAM
@MJeeeeeeeezy -
now? i thought we already did?
@MuseErato -
and you're smelly as fish oil
@Sungball -
ok, i'll stop playing with your heart and start with with your #@$%
@stevew918 -
no, i couldn't last a day, it was just for the duration of writing this entry
@mae -
SHHHHHHHHHH!! all the str8 xanga boys will read this!
@JL789 -
i think his butthole breathed a sigh of relief
@girl_smileyy -
clustered who?
@ThePseudoHousewife -
are you one of them? maybe we can have a threesome with your hubby.
@tehbarn -
what?? i just want to check for prostate cancer because i care about you!
You can be a lesbian next time.
I never sleep with a gay. Since you’ve confessed you’re no gay, I’m too late then. I guess there’s no ‘one night stand’ experience with a gay for me. ~Sighs~
lies.
you still gayyyy
Wut.
@wutuwaitn4 -
that's odd.. that's what some of a few past gfs have said also!! what what??
no homo???
o you play us so~ <3
@RestlessButterfly -
i can be gay for a night. (not for you wuwu)
To me that sounds like an offer too hard to resist. Now, shall we proceed…
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