March 22, 2010
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The Matchmaking Begins
So my mom called me last weekend. We had a rather interesting convo.
mom: do you have girlfriend or not?
me: no
mom: are you sure?
me: yes!
mom: judy's (her bff) friend have daughter who graduate from ucsd. i can set up date for you.
me: NO!!!!!!!!!!
mom: why not? she pretty
me: NOOO!!!!!!!! *hangs up*It's such a defining moment in your life when your mom tries to set you up. It's something we all look forward to.
I should have responded, I'm not interested in her daughter, does she have a son?
Comments (37)
Does your mom know about you yet?
She does know right? Or does she think that you 'grew out' of that phase.
She doesn't know yet? Yikes.
Hahaha. I'll set you up with my cousin's best friend! He went to UCSD!
hahahs. you can hide out in my closet if you want =p
oooooh awwwkward
no homo.
rofl dude, your mom doesn't know? bite the bullet and tell her. that or get wonderland to perpetually mascarade as your gf. that'd make for an excellent post.
haha since i live by you, let me know if you need me har har hahah
awwwww! poor you. it's okay, some of my asian gay friends don't plan to ever come out of the closet. you're not alone!
oh wuwu... maybe just go on a date and then tell your mum you're not right for each other? hahaha
LOL! You should have responded like that; That way, you're killing two birds with one stone. =P
@Roadlesstaken - nope, haven't told my family
@deux02 - nope, haven't told my family
@HushNowLuv - i would love to meet him =)
@clustered - i wanted to wait till we got together to tell my family.
@vysion - or maybe she has hot gay friends she can intro me to?
Gotta pound out the next generation of WuuWuu's, huh? Or is she simply eager to plan your wedding?
=O
Would you be the bride or groom?
You should go out with that girl. You two might end up becoming bff's. =P
@wutuwaitn4 -
This is a valid, and strong, point!
And, if she does set you up with a hot gay friend, you know you have at least one friend's approval! Hahaha
tell her you already have a girlfriend...ME!!!
it's almost our anniversary btw <3 two years?!?! wtf, time flies!
Go out with her.
Go out with her a few times.
After those few times, complain to your mother how that girl she hooked you up with was so terrible that you refuse to date women ever again.
Tell her that you date men now.
The guilt she will feel will negate the shock of coming out.
Win.
Nah, don't do that, that's fucked up lol.
@arenadi -
I second that.
@arenadi -
omg that's genius.
and wuwu, i feel your pain.. my parents did that to me a few times.. they even tried to sway me with, "her family is rich" or "her family is very american". haha.
i have a friend also from socal...also gay. he hasn't told his family either.
he even owns a house with his boyfriend. When he came out to his brother. He invited his brother to his house and said..Welcome. This is my house, this is my room where Eddie and I share a bed. *silence*
yea and his brother says...uh i've known all along like it was nothing.
good luck! i know it's really hard.
@arenadi -
hahahaha
@arenadi -
hahahahaha... oh man, that's not funny but I'm just cracking up reading it.
I got set up once by my uncle. She didn't speak English that well and I don't speak minimal Cantonese. We had absolutely nothing in common except we were both Chinese.
Tell your mom you only date promiscuous girls.
You plan on telling her soon? Or maybe just go with Michael's idea.
take it easy... i can relate to that
I argued once to my mom when she told me that she has a guy for me. I ignored her, and now I AM A BIG TIME STUBBORN because of that. . hmm... "mom, im a lesbian..LOLZ"
hahaha.
what an abomination of a man my parents would try to set me up with. i'd rather not ask their ideal 'son in law' type.
i think my mother has given up on me.
Your mom should be the last person you tell. Start with your sister and then your dad.
-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wow awwwwkward
My dad has been sheepishly suggesting I find myself a nice Korean girl at Columbia. Ugh.
but ur mom met me already!!!
obtw- i think were gonna throw a "gay" speed dating event u interested?
lol @ the ending.
well, whatever you end up doing, hopefully you'll have good results. i've known a couple of people who have made out well with their parents setting them up.
So messed up.
can't believe you haven't told your family..
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