December 8, 2008
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Why I Look Hot in Big Sunglasses
Why I Look Hot in Big Sunglasses
I'm very thankful to Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and all those drugged out starlets & fashionistas for making big sunglasses popular. Before the big sunglasses trend, I was very insecure with my looks and even contemplated plastic surgery. Now I walk around in public thinking I'm the hottest bitch around.
Wearing big sunglasses...
- makes me look mysterious. If I add a hat, I'm almost ninja status. The less of your face you show, the more cooler you look.
- hides my bushy eyebrows from view. Also, it makes my nose appear smaller and lips thinner in comparison.
- projects all the attention to the sunglasses. My face isn't hot enough to be the main actor, but it makes an awesome supporting actor.
Now that I think about it, I would be so hot if I only had a smaller nose, thinner lips, less bushy eyebrows, bigger eyes and a muscular body. Oh well, at least I have my pleasant personality. I should just concentrate on what I can change (get my eyebrows cleaned up and start working out), and buy more big sunglasses.
In theory, big sunglasses are capable of making almost anyone look hot. Have you tried on a pair lately?
Comments (32)
haha i agree! all my guy friends hate girls wearing big sunglasses coz it's deceptive. LOL
They make my nose look way too tiny so i look like a weird muppet. Sigh. But anyway, wuwie, you're cute as a button! You dont need big sunglasses!
Love them
but i love your masculine eyebrows!
Haha, maybe I should consider buying a pair.
I don't wear super big glasses, but I do love wearing aviators! They're sorta big, no?
Just get a really dark tan and the lips should fit right in.
i will buy you an eyebrow threading for xmas. maybe chinese new year.
My best pictures are the ones with my various sunglasses on
They make me look like Edna from the Incredibles.
no i have not
i will keep this in mind
me needs shades for the snow
i need big sunglasses for my body.
"Big sunglasses are capable of making almost anyone look hot." Absolutely true. I wish I'd known this before doing what I did. Only afterwards did I get to see her without the glasses.
alright, im off to the store. how much is a decent pair? $10 $15?
i rely on them when i sleep in the bus on the way to work every morning.
I once beat up Nicole Richie for a pair of her sunglasses. She put up quite a fight.
Its hard not to look like a ponse in huge shades. Unless youre a pilot or something. If its obvious youre wearing them knowingly then it works better i think. They dont suit a scowl. Stop critising your face btw, thats more irritating than huge sun glasses.
I look a hot mess when i wear big sunglasses.
Big sunglasses work for me as they hide my face!
i need them with a prescription. i don't do contacts.
@Reality_vs_Ideality -
let's trade noses.
@Roadlesstaken -
i've been wanting an aviator but i'm not sure if i can pull them off. it takes a certain look.
@TearLess_AVEN -
the one i have on in my profile pic was $10. haha
@Pnoiz1 -
why not? glasses are a pain in the ass!
@wutuwaitn4 -
without my glasses...i am powerless.
Hehe. You're so funny.
Mister Bushy Eyebrows.
@wutuwaitn4 -
That's true. It's sorta like you need a certain look to pull off hats. My head's too wide and big, so no go for that haha.
ummm I don't know..some people look pretty roach-y in big sunglasses
Are you referring to your profile pic?
You look slightly like Eason Chan in that actually.
I have yet to find a pair of big sunglasses that suit my face.
I have 2 pairs
aviators ftw. but i can never really look good with them, so i just resort to hats -_- haha sucks to be me.
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