December 8, 2008

  • Why I Look Hot in Big Sunglasses

    Why I Look Hot in Big Sunglasses

    I'm very thankful to Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and all those drugged out starlets & fashionistas for making big sunglasses popular. Before the big sunglasses trend, I was very insecure with my looks and even contemplated plastic surgery. Now I walk around in public thinking I'm the hottest bitch around.

    Wearing big sunglasses...

    1. makes me look mysterious. If I add a hat, I'm almost ninja status. The less of your face you show, the more cooler you look.
    2. hides my bushy eyebrows from view. Also, it makes my nose appear smaller and lips thinner in comparison.
    3. projects all the attention to the sunglasses. My face isn't hot enough to be the main actor, but it makes an awesome supporting actor.

    Now that I think about it, I would be so hot if I only had a smaller nose, thinner lips, less bushy eyebrows, bigger eyes and a muscular body. Oh well, at least I have my pleasant personality. I should just concentrate on what I can change (get my eyebrows cleaned up and start working out), and buy more big sunglasses.

    In theory, big sunglasses are capable of making almost anyone look hot. Have you tried on a pair lately?

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