June 27, 2008
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yosho vs. chinkzilla
yosho vs. chinkzilla
whether you hate him or love him, everyone can agree that cakalusa is the most popular asian guy on xangay right now, and has been for the past few years. me and urtoasted (if you remember him, you're OG) used to be at his level a couple years back, but i was going through shit, and i stopped updating for months on end. my popularity has been in the dumps ever since. even though i've gone back to posting fairly regularly, i highly doubt i can ever go back to posting daily. the xanga whore inside of me is never going to return to what it was and i'm ok with that. besides, i was in a different place in my life back then and i have higher priorities now, like my career and masturbating. while many have come and gone, no other asian guy has come close to cakalusa's caliber until recently: yosho and chinkzilla. both defnitely have the potential to be full-fledged xangay whores, but who's got the better package? (pun intended)
round 1: body
of course we gotta start off with the most important thing, their bodies. luckily, both have posted photos of their naked torsos on their blog for our viewing pleasure. while yosho's body is nice (if he were a boy), chinkzilla's is da-a--a-aaaaaaaaaaMmmm! now that's the body of a grownass man. his buffness is just the right level, not too buff with veins popping out everywhere and shit. chinkzilla's body is even hotter than NDM's. NDM, if you disagree, please feel free to email me sexy photos of yourself when you take a short break from staring at yourself in the mirror and i may or may not retract my previous statement.
winner: chinkzilla
round 2: xangay popularity
yosho held a live online chat on his blog the other night, and it seems like all the leading ladies of xangay were bagging on yosho and sucking chinkzilla's e-cock. however, yosho has a hot xangay fuck buddy while chinkzilla has yet to blog about tapping any xangay booty. this is a close one but...
winner: chinkzilla
round 3: personality
since i don't know either of them personally, i'm basing my evaluation of the personalities that they portray on their blog. they are complete polar opposites. yosho's blog screams bad boy, asshole, and reeks of cockiness while chinkzilla's gives off a nice guy, romantic at heart vibe (awwwww). yosho said it best in one of his pulses, "I think I'm an asshole on the outside, and then nice on the inside, and then an even bigger asshole deeper in." sorry yosho, since nice guys always finish last, i want to make an exception this time.
winner: chinkzilla
and the winner is....
none of the shit i said above matters, yosho wins hands down. why? because he posted a pic of his adorable, little ass. don't you just wanna bounce a dildo off that?
maybe chinkzilla has a nicer ass, but no one really knows because he has yet to post a pic. you're more than welcome to prove me wrong. if you don't feel comfortable posting it on your blog for all of xangay to see, just email it to me. i promise i won't masturbate to it. i'm very professional, i swear!
Comments (72)
is there a cure for this yellow fever?
I think I'll pass on the Dildo bouncing
why does GerkShinobi not qualify to be in the ring?
BAHAHA! what has become of xanga? everyone's posting about everyone else on their awesomeness/looks/fuckability/did-i-already-say-awesomeness? we should call these entries, Fanga.
anyways, both are awesome in my books.
but lets make this loud and clear wuwu. there will never, EVER, be a higher priority than masturbation. ever.
LAWL. yes chinkzilla is a hottie.
& yosho's butt is pretty cute. AHAHA.
i think all of you guys are the greatest thing that happened to asian american women since nicole from pussy cat dolls. and when i say asian american women, i mean me. good stuff. good stuff.
I was going to say something like "Don't we have better things to blog about than who is popular and hot on xanga? It's kind of high school." But then I thought about it for a minute and couldn't think of one damned thing.
wow... dot dot dot...
Hmmm... in this contest of D vs. D, I would have to declare ME winner, by default. NAY TO THE DOUBLE D'S!
Aiya, pass me a dildo and I'll gladly do some bouncing.
PS - do share NDM's photos, should he ever send them.
seems like the ultimate contest is based on scandalous-ness lol
Hrmph I guess ass trumps all huh wuwu. Well, I'LL SHOW YOU!
(haha not really, but great entry anyway man. I laughed so hard <3)
hahaha you are hilaareeee
hahahahha but no one in xanga has gotten as naked at me. =P
Hahaha, this was hilarious.
LOL i disagree. i think chinkzilla should win. he wins in all the categories, and yosho's ass isn't even that nice.
chinzilla's body... makes me go weak. swoooon
So, essentially, it all comes down to booty.
Now that's profound.
AHAHAH why yes, that is a cute little ass.
@yello_lego -
no, essentially it's all about the ass... which i secretly win, but I'm no e-bitch-man-ho!
hahaha awesome
puwahahahha
too funny
@Chinkzilla - lawl, you tell 'em, man!
you can confide your pix with me, though, i can keep a secret.
"don't you just wanna bounce a dildo off that?"
I have. It was spectacular.
Well, at least his butt isn't hairy!
who's caklusa?
damn i have a feeling my ass will live in xanga infamy.
And that fish pic is a total underrepresentation of my hotness, jipped man!
It's okay, I base my supriority on how many girls I can get to write my name on their chest =]
@Meunonomo -
ROFL. why i *heart* you.
I think they are each awesome in their very own ways. What makes Yosho is his assholeness. People wouldn't read otherwise.
om nom nom nom
these contests are fun! fast quick easy!
lmaolmaolmao~~~* <3 this post wu!!!!! hahahaha
hilare hilare~~*i love the veiny arms too~ hahaha but yah, gotta love that cute little baby of a bum AKAHAHHAHAHAH and that first picture is just gold!
wtf? i'm not included in this contest? ndm? YOU?
This was hilarious. Chinkzilla's upper torso is beyond lovely.
LMAO this is too funny! XD
Hey. Are you gay or just open about men?
@antisoccermom -
no m'aam. don't fight the inevitable.
@eadie -
he's not big enough of a xanga whore.
@Meunonomo -
that's right, NEVER!
@oOBuBBLes711Oo -
BOTH.
@yello_lego -
what can i say? i'm a poet.
@MaximMan -
was it a monster cock dildo? O_O
@Slutburger_with_Cheese -
haha sorry, don't be butthurt. i couldn't think of stuff to write for everyone. i still <3 you.
@Chinkzilla -
no ass shot? that's fine, i accept crotch shots too. i'm not picky.
hahaa
my votes on chinkzilla, he's such a sweetheart.
yosho, he cracks me up.
ahahaha, awesome post xD
hahaha.. hilarious
@antisoccermom -
Chinkzilla kicks ass in real life too. And he's just as hot as he seems on here. I could whore him out more, but I'll stop embarrassing him. But seriously ladies, he's a catch and needs to be caught!
And in reply to antisoccermom, no, there is no cure for yellow fever, other than extinction of all asian boys. And that is a horrible thought that should never be mentioned again.
hahhaha.. what an entry.
I can't decide, but maybe 'cause they don't have boobs.
LMAO!
LMAO! this is good.
CHINK WINS!
Full moon. LOL!
whoa whoa. lol
i'm the hottest guy around!
@generasianx - caklusa. i read his post. you should check it out. very entertaining!
@cupcakelovely -
@Sweet_Psycho44 -
Shhhhh! No I'm not, I'm an ass. A pompous, self-serving douchebag. There that should clarify things.
You guys are really too sweet. Thanks
back in the day, it was dickwithears aka stilladick who was the it boy of xanga. then he got a gf and stopped blogging.
LMAO. yosho's ass, i knew it would come back, thought it was over seeing it on his page the first time. i swear lots of girls are very jealous of his cute butt haha.
ryc: indebted for life huh. as long as it doesnt involve bouncing dildos i'm yours! =P
@Chinkzilla -
hey hey hey, don't kiss ass on MY blog, do it on your own blog!
@MuseErato -
yea, i used to read him. he actually made fun of me in one of his entries.
sex sells! thats why yosho wins
you kill me. who can read your blogs and not love you?
Hahaha.
Oh man, urtoasted...he was like the shit back in the day.
Cakalusa is still the best...
"like my career and masturbating"
lmfao.
i remember urtoasted man. good ol days of xanga lol
Lol. Both guys have nice bodies.
I dunno about Yosho's a$$ though...looks a bit too feminine.
ahhahahahah great entry wuwu!
smooth like a baby's butt
wuwu ftw!
it may be cute there.. but it definitely was very flat on a profile view. i'm sure with a bod like that, chinkzilla's ass is much better.. i mean.. you can't work out just the top portion, and chinkzilla is a dancer too.. so his ass has got to be yum. haha.
OH My. Hahah.
oh my god, i can't believe i missed this little gem wuwu!
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