goodbye bertha.

hello belle.

*inhales the new car smell*

why i got an iphone

speaking of my iphone, it can be very dangerous to be texting with two people at the same time. here's an example with m_tastic and my friend john. fail.

m_tastic:

john:

btw, these are screenshots from my iphone. iphones can do screenshots! how awesome is that?

i love you all

i would like to take a moment to thank all of my readers and xangan friends for everything. i love and appreciate you all. i've decided to take this photo to honor you guys. it took me an hour, so i hope you guys like it.

my first (and probably only) secret admirer

when i was in the 5th grade, i used to hang out a lot with these two sisters a lot: emily and melanie. emily was the older sister but she was a couple of years younger than me. they were my neighbors and we shared the same interests in catching bugs. one day, we were riding our bikes around and i found out something interesting from melanie. i had the most awesome bike by the way. it was an old, pink huffy bike that my cousin gave me. i painted it black, but the seat was still pink since i didn't wanna paint over the leather. anyway, she told me that emily had a crush on someone, but she wouldn't tell me who. being the nosy homo that i was/is, i went to ask emily. she wouldn't tell me either. what the dealio? this made me even more interested to find out who it was.

so i kept pestering the both of them for the next few hours and melanie finally gave in to my whim. my persistence paid off. she blurted out...

"she has a crush on YOU!"

"huh? what? me? O_O"

i was so shocked. i didn't know how to react. i seriously had no idea at all. the shock quickly surpassed and went straight to anger. how dare she have a crush on me!? then like any little boy that finds out someone has a crush on him, i proceeded to chase her with my pink bike and tried to run her over. emily ran inside her gate, and i rammed my bike into her gate a few times and went home. i saw that she was crying before i left.

i didn't hang out w/ them for a few days. then when we finally did, we just pretended like nothing happened. i'm pretty sure i was her first crush and i totally broke her heart. i still feel bad to this day. i wonder if she still remembers the incident. no wonder i'm always single, it's karma getting me back.

moral of the story: don't have a crush on me, or else i'll attempt to run you down with my pink bike.

song of the day

i love piano music, so soothing.

wuwu: broadway musical star

my friend sent me this. apparently, i'm in a broadway musical of some sorts. LOL.

the emancipation of wuwu

i'm usually a confident person, but when it comes to anything remotely related to relationships, i turn into a pathetic, spineless, jellyfish and no, i'm not exaggerating one bit. this is affecting my quality of life, so it must be corrected immediately. i did some thinking last night, and i've narrowed the two root causes of this bitchassness: my insecurity with my looks and fear of rejection.

i know i'm not ugly, but i also know that i'm not cute or anything. please spare me the "aww wuwu, i think you're cute" comments. i'm not fishing for compliments, i'm just stating facts. being average looking isn't so bad, and it sure isn't a handicap. hell, 75% of the world is average looking so i'm not really worse off in the looks department. if you're fugly, i'm not sure what to say. this entry was only meant to inspire non-uglies and above. kidding. in addition, i have a bombass personality, and anyone that's ever read my xanga knows that. yes, looks are important to most people, if not all people, but personality trumps looks any day, especially in the long run. if all else fails, i can just work out and get a nice body. that will make me instantly 10'xs hotter, i love being a guy.

everyone fears rejection, it's human nature. but everyone has varying degrees of this fear. i'm pretty sure mine is higher than average. i think this is is due to my insecurity with my looks. see, all this negativity is related to each other. they feed off of each other. now that i've kicked my looks insecurity in the face and crotch, i' know that my fear of rejection will die down a lot. besides, so what if you get rejected? it's not the end of the world. their lost really.

in conclusion, i'm fucking awesome and any guy that doesn't realize that is an idiot. =)

P.S. most of you didn't catch this, but anyone that read my previous entry got textually rickroll'd. i bolded five words.

song of the day

one of my favorite band's cover of one of my favorite songs.

my epic fail

back in college, i had a massive, epic fail. i became friends with this guy(who shall remain nameless), but for the sake of this entry, let's call him RA (rick astley). i met RA through a mutual friend, and we hit it off and became instant friends. i'm sure all of you have met people like that before. i know i have many times, maybe it's because i'm so loveable. *shrug* anyway, we would chat and hang out a lot. our convos were really meaningful and we had a lot in common. before i knew it, i was falling for him. i got really scared because i've never ever fallen for a str8 guy before. it was and is the one and only time that's happened. i always knew my boundaries. i've heard from other gay friends of that happening, but i never thought it could happen to me. i can get over a crush with ease, but the connection i had with RA was slightly deeper and therefore, made it that much more dangerous. also, i was secretly hoping with all my might that he might be bi or something. my gaydar told me he was most likely str8, plus he's had gfs before. but he wasn't a manly, macho man, so i thought there might be a slight chance. call me naive, call me in denial, but sometimes the heart sees what it wants to see. i wasn't out to all my friends at that time, so he had no idea i was gay either.

i tried to shake it off, but it didn't work. i even tried to stop talking to him, but he would always try to talk to me if so that was a no go as well. i told myself i wasn't gonna let this control my life. then all of a sudden, out of the blue, he got with one of our mutual gay friends and our friendship ended faster than it started. it turns out he WAS gay. i was so broken hearted, i couldn't even concentrate on school. i even ended up on academic probation that quarter. it was my first time falling for a guy, and my first heartbreak, yet the other guy never even knew, and still doesn't know till this day. you know the story, friend hooks up with another friend, and you don't see or hear from them much anymore. .i haven't seen RA in 5 years, give or take, but we say hi to each other once in a blue moon. last i heard, he was trying to be str8 and is dating girls now. *shrug* even though my feelings for him are gone with the wind, i'll always wonder what would've/could've happened if i had the balls to make a move.

wuwu zoolander

2 weeks ago, henry had a BBQ/poker party at his new apt. i squeezed in a photoshoot starring ME in between all the BBQ'ing. before i show you my sexy photo, let's see the sexy food photos first. hats off to our aluminum chef for cooking us such delicious food. going through these pics made me salivate like a rabid dog. *woof woof*

and last but not least, my model photo...

photographer: jeff

stylist: gerk (thanks for the fabulous sunglasses)

hair & make-up: susan

photo editor: ME ( i only spent 5 hours on photoshop )

that's right folks, it takes a whole team of people and hours on photoshop to make me look mildly sexy.

oops i did it again

boss: there's this social networking site for dogs, i think it's called dogster or something?

me: yea, it is called dogster, i signed up joey. this site has been around for awhile actually, when friendster first got popular.

female co-worker: how cool, i should sign up my dog

me: yea, you should, instead of being lame and signing up an account for your pet on myspace, you should just do it on dogster since it's for dogs

*boss says something that i don't recall and walks away*

male co-worker: you know [insert boss' name] made an account for his dog on myspace right? that's why he sounded offensive.

me: fuck

this just happened like 3 minutes ago! should i start looking for a new job?

EDIT: i went to the OC fair during my lunch break and got myself a "texas sized" turkey leg." look how big that is! that's what he said.

flower p0rn

i realized last night that i haven't posted any photos for 2 months. i decided i had to do a photo entry today. since over 90% of the photos i've taken in the past year has yet to be posted, i had lots to choose from. as i was perusing through my photos, there were certain flower photos that got me all hot and bothered. i'm not sure exactly what it is, but maybe it's the seductive shadows or the flirtatious curves. or maybe, it's just because i haven't gotten laid in ages or masturbated in over a month. since 99% of xangay is sexually frustrated *cough*chinkzilla*coughh*, i decided to share these sexy photos to help you guys on your way to masturbatory bliss.

enjoy! but view at your own risk, you might cream your panties.