Always Listen to Your Fortune Cookie
My momma always said, "It bad luck not listen to fortune cookie."
So, who wants a BJ?
Just kidding...
...maybe.
lol
I got a fortune cookie saying "keep your plans secret for now".
THEM MOTHERFUCKERS PLOTTING AGAINST US
Hahahahaaa. One time I got a fortune cookie that said, "You love Chinese Food" Random!
what the gay?!
LMAO.
LOL!
What's your other talent?
BJs seem a lost art these days.
lol,wow quite blunt, you are.
AIYA
I thought you being the bottom was your talent?
my friends and i add 'in bed' after every fortune.
LOL
i wanna bj!!
You should placed the fortune a little more strategically so that the "B" and the "J" were showing.
Hehe
I got one saying something about how happy I'm going to be with my wife...
@wherethefishlives - haha i wished i had thought of that!
My last fortune cookie said: "Whoops, wrong cookie." I put it on the fridge. Best fortune ever.
And: "So, who wants a BJ?"
Uh... I do?
your bj offer is discriminant to your female subbers!! what do we get?
@HushNowLuv - i'll go down on you too.
@wutuwaitn4 -
hahah. yes!!
I got a fortune cookie that said I would inherit a large sum of money. *crossing fingers*
Is that really your prevailing talent?
FANTASTIC.
@HushNowLuv -
I swear gay guys get away with saying all kinds of shit. Maybe I should pretend to be gay so I can offer to go down on a chick to make her laugh...instead of call the police and get a restraining order.
@Mr_Jin -
hahah, youd laugh too if a gay guy offered to go down on you. or, maybe not. hahah.
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lol
I got a fortune cookie saying "keep your plans secret for now".
THEM MOTHERFUCKERS PLOTTING AGAINST US
Hahahahaaa. One time I got a fortune cookie that said, "You love Chinese Food"
Random!
what the gay?!
LMAO.
LOL!
What's your other talent?
BJs seem a lost art these days.
lol,
wow quite blunt, you are.
AIYA
I thought you being the bottom was your talent?
my friends and i add 'in bed' after every fortune.
LOL
i wanna bj!!
You should placed the fortune a little more strategically so that the "B" and the "J" were showing.
Hehe
I got one saying something about how happy I'm going to be with my wife...
@wherethefishlives - haha i wished i had thought of that!
My last fortune cookie said: "Whoops, wrong cookie." I put it on the fridge. Best fortune ever.
And: "So, who wants a BJ?"
Uh... I do?
your bj offer is discriminant to your female subbers!! what do we get?
@HushNowLuv - i'll go down on you too.
@wutuwaitn4 -
hahah. yes!!
I got a fortune cookie that said I would inherit a large sum of money. *crossing fingers*
Is that really your prevailing talent?
FANTASTIC.
@HushNowLuv -
I swear gay guys get away with saying all kinds of shit. Maybe I should pretend to be gay so I can offer to go down on a chick to make her laugh...instead of call the police and get a restraining order.
@Mr_Jin -
hahah, youd laugh too if a gay guy offered to go down on you. or, maybe not. hahah.
Comments are closed.