September 25, 2009
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Yosho Wants to Take it Up the Ass...
by a 350lb black guy. I always sensed with my 99.99% accurate gaydar that he might be mildly homo, but not this homo. He wrote an entry that asked all his readers to ask him a question. Someone asked (not me):
"Q: if you were sent to prison and a big, butch, 350 pound black dude gave you the option of taking it in the ass or tossing his salad, which would you choose?"
His response:
"I'd probably take it in the ass, at least the action itself is more or less out of my control as opposed to salad tossing which is... well... horrifying. (unless you're Wuwu)"
I love how Yosho always mentions me whenever he talks about anything homo-related. I feel special. <3333
Let's analyze his answer. So given two options, both of which I presume he doesn't find pleasurable, he picks taking it up the ass. Now I'm not straight (obviously), but if I were, I would definitely choose tossing his salad. Isn't this the obvious choice? Or am I missing something? Allow me to elaborate.
- black guy - average penis size 8"
- 350 lb black guy - 8" + 2" (1"+ for every 50lbs after 250bs) = 10"
So he'd rather take it up the ass from someone with a 10", possibly even bigger, penis instead of something painless like tossing salad? Yes, it's gross but it's painless. Given the option of licking an asshole or getting my asshole tore up from the floor up, i choose licking an asshole. And imagine the girth on that monster cock. Penis sizes are usually proportional to a guy's body type. The only plausible explanation I can think of is...Yosho likes it up the ass.
Still not convinced of his homo tendencies? Let me remind you with these pics. Keep in mind that Yosho was not inebriated.
Yes, I'm very bitter and maybe jealous that I got outhomo'd by three straight guys.
Comments (48)
i had this convo with him once where if he had to choose between getting it up the butt or eat poop, he would choose the butt. hmm i see a pattern!
youve totally convinced me that its wayyyyy better to toss someones salad than to get a monster cock up my ass if i were a guy. its great that im a girl though and can accomodate a monster cock in other orifices. lmao
Well when you use facts, it just seems obvious which is the better choice! I'm sorry you got outhomo'd, but I'm glad you're updating again!
Lol! is he the one in the grey?
Hehehe
Haha... thanks for the anal-ysis.
@assassynative -
blue i think and jigg is in black. or could be the other way around lol
@xlcrmlx -
@assassynative -
yeah jigg's in black, and yosho's in the dark blue. . . I would know.. I took the picture -_____-'
I recognize Jigg in the second pic (profile).
@spifffs -
Who's the one in grey then?
Great logical reasoning. But being a girl... does the reasoning still apply? Taking up the ass would still hurt, male or female, but us females have an advantage I guess since physically, we can give birth so we should be able to "accommodate" a 10" penis.
LOL
thanks for the laugh!
makes sense.
@tigerdauphin -
slutburger with cheese. lol
Also, I'm not SOOO sure if we really have a physical advantage.. since we don't give birth out our asses?
@spifffs -
LOL I meant we have an advantage with our other orifice. It should have read "a 10" penis up our vaginas."
hahaha those kids...
hahaha oh man! good point! which ones yosho? LOL!
i like this entry
sorry...what does "tossing his salad" mean?
haha babe, i think everyone talks about you if its homo related. you are our resident gay boy <3
I hope he has protection. lol....
@noree_n -
Do you REALLY want to know? I don't think you do.
@Roadlesstaken -
o_O
urban dictionary time...
@noree_n -
Alright, don't say I didn't warn you XP
@Roadlesstaken -
......ew......
@noree_n -
was it worth it?
ew...i just looked it up and wow that's disgusting lol. I wouldn't want to do either but i'd rather choose up the ass. lol tossing salad seems like it can attract so many mouth diseases...ick
hahahaha LOVE this post!
I wonder what yosho would say in response to this blog.
hahahahaha....looking at those pictures Wu, those guys are gayer than you. really.
haahahah...
look at slutburger's face lol...........
and yes, good post!!
I rather toss the salad... any straight man would rather toss the salad!!
I would definitely rather take it up the ass than toss his salad. Pain, I can deal with. Getting myself to lick his asshole? Impossible. lol.
-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Which witch is which? Jk...
Those are some weird pictures... XD Haha.
Bubba.
umm it's a lose lose situation either way, I can't see how one is gayer than the other, they both rank an 11 on the gay scale.
I think wuwu just wants to keep convincing himself that I'm gay so he'll have a shot with me.
Keep dreamin buddy.
@jigg - yea, you can deal with pain, but can you deal with a 10" monster cock???????
nice pics! wow... yosho is more of a dainty licker, i see, whereas jigg is straight up on it!
can i be in the middle of the 3? please please.
@CandyMuncher - sure, after me.
this bromance is ridiculous. straight guys tease too much
Hahahaha! Charming
I gave his some long hard (ha ha) thought, and since the situation is taking place in PRISON, I doubt the black dude would be any sort of gentle. This means that NOT ONLY would it be extremely painful but he could actually do LASTING physical damage to your internal organs. Plus, in jail they don't hand out lube so it'd probably be all dry and it would just tear you from inside out.
If his asshole was clean...I think it would be a lot less damaging. Even though emotionally you might never be the same, at least no one would have to know... if you got brutally ass raped... you'd probably never function the same.
Those gay questions on Jin's blogs were hilarious!
HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and you didn't take the girth into play!
Few factors vary in here. If the guy is 350 pounds of muscle...he was probably on roids, making his penis shrink down to around 5" and a girth of 3" (exaggerations heh) so up the ass would be pretty painless. Also is there soap or lube or anything involved? Cuz if it's raw penis up the ass no matter the size it's going to hurt a lot. Tossing salad on a guy who probably just took a dump juuust so it would be all the more nasty for you seems worse to me too.
Also I dunno about your logic on penis sizes being proportional to a guy's body type. It varies pretty often with most guys. Some skinny guys have huge penises, some have tiny ones. Some big guys have huge things, some have small ones. Just depends on genetics and how lucky/unlucky they were. Although being either huge or small are both unlucky if you ask me heh.
If I was Yosho I would have asked more questions before just accepting a penis up the ass though hehe.
@JusticeCho - hahaha thanks for the in depth answer. so a 5" long penis with a 3" girth is pretty painless? are you speaking from personal experience?
@wutuwaitn4 -
Haha I re-read what I wrote and realized 5"x3" is pretty average size so would still hurt with no lube heh. But compared to a 10"x6" it would be a lot less painful. No personal experience with a penis in my ass though haha.
@JusticeCho - yea, me neither. =)
lol that was my question. haha
ahahaha great post! =)
@Yosho -
DUDE, why u gotta wear a rush shirt while u doin that! hahaha
wow.
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