May 7, 2009
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Vienna Sausage
I absolutely LOVE hearing funny sex stories. I've written a few stories in the past before, but I got a new one for you guys.
One of my friends had a booty call with this guy we've dubbed VS (vienna sausage). He told her that a previous girl called his penis a vienna sausage because it was small. Yes, yes, I know. Why would she have a booty call with someone who told her that he has a small penis? Hey, sometimes when you're that sexually frustrated, you'll settle for any type of weiner. We've all been there.
After a few drinks, the clothes started coming off. They start boning and during mid-boning, VS, like the casanova that he is, whispers into her ear "So...Do I have a vienna sausage?" HAHAHA! Wow, VS is quite a character. Who asks their partner during mid-sex if they have a small penis? What a smooth operator. I think having a small penis is the least of his worries. My friend tried really hard not to laugh, maintained her composure and replied "No." She didn't want to ruin the mood any more, since he did have a vienna sausage and she couldn't even feel if it was in already. She actually thinks that the previous girl was wrong, and that it was more like a cocktail weiner.
Guys...do not ask a girl if she thinks you have a small penis. You already know if you have a small penis or not, you don't need to ask. And if you must ask, please refrain from asking during the middle of having sex.
Comments (43)
Hahahahahaha..I had a small penis encounter...I was desperate as well. Never, again.
i'll try to remember that
Vienna sausage encounters are NO FUN. I wasn't desperate. I found it by accident. However, being the bitch that I was, asked "is that...all?" >.>
<3chelle
He asked that while he was doing the deed? Haha wow
Mebbe he gets excited when girls tell him it's small?
Yikes... that guy sounds like a tool. Your friend sounds pretty desperate.
yummy. i want vs....
what was he expecting to hear?
"That other girls must've been a huge whore, b/c you're AT LEAST a kilbasa!"
that's the equivalent of a chick asking if she's fat mid-sex!
It sucks when you find out your bf has a VS...
HAHA.
was he asian?
HAHA I KID.
@CaKaLusa - i have one for you. i'll even feed it to you.
@MariaBoscardin - why? does your bf have a VS? -= P
@asdfghjkieu - yes he is. SHOCKER huh?
LOL! Is he Asian? XDDD I'd dump him!
Do I have a Vienna sausage?
talk about a mood killer haha
@Mr_Jin - unzip your pants and let me see.
ok. if a guy ask me that mid-sex, i would dry up faster than africa.
LOL Oh dear... some guys are so COCKy they don't even know what's in front of them!
I thought Vienna sausages WERE cocktail wieners... I learn something from this blog every single time.
lOOOOOlll a xanga girlfriend of mine told me her best sex experience (multiple orgasms) came from this guy who had a small wiener ;P she lifted her pinky to indicate size..HEHHEHEE
My jeans are button fly. Sorry, can't unzip.
those fucking things are nas-t.
LOL I can never look at VS the same way again
@wutuwaitn4 - Haha no boyfriend to surprise with a VS... THANK GOD.
thank u for this public announcement
hahaha smooth operatorrrrr
HAHAHA
though really, who even tells people that, it's almost as if he's proud of it
She should have jabbed it with a toothpick.
Wahaha this made my day!
Don't ask after sex either... especially if it wasn't all that great.
Maybe he just wants the girl to taste the Vienna sausage.
LOL! Thanks for sharing the story. hehe :p
smooooth operator...
hahaha way to ruin the moment!
she should of just asked for it in the ass
@wherethefishlives -
LOLOLOL
i would have said yes coz i have before.
what's the length of VS?
just curious .. lol
Hehe.
Lol I had a good laugh.
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