March 9, 2009
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Glowing Blue Penis (GBP) FTW
This past weekend, I've been hearing/reading a lot of things about Watchmen. It's being mentioned a lot on Xanga, Facebook, & Twitter. It seems like half the people that watched it liked/loved it, and the other hated it.
The people that hated it complained about the 2 hour 45 min. runtime, storyline, and a plethora of other things. I really don't get how anyone could hate this film. The character, Dr. Manhattan, has a GBP! It is revolutionary. What other film in history has a GBP? Shoot, even if this whole movie was whack, just the fact that it had a GBP should make it a 5 star movie.
Yes, the GBP was rather small. But when the owner of that aforementioned penis could teleport you to Mars, transform into a giant and clone himself, I won't be complaining. Just think of all the possibilities.
I saw the 1:45AM showing of Watchmen. I did not fall asleep at any part of the movie. I could not risk missing a scene where they showed the GBP. What's better than seeing a GBP in the big screen? seeing a GBP in IMAX.
For those of you that haven't seen the movie yet, here's a glimpse of what you'll see. This is the best pic I can find, even though you can't really see the GBP.
Comments (33)
lol!!
and washboard abs. and muscular arms...and can pleasure a woman in more ways then one! (literally) *fans self*
his penis was not small!! It was like 6 inches SOFT. LOL.
You and I both know that we need a better pic of the GBP!
6 inches flaccid and you call that small? What the hell kind of elephants have you been with?
too bad it can't change colours.
If you think that's small, I wonder what you think is big.
I do need to see this move soon. :]
bollocks!
the most penis i've seen in a movie that wasn't a porno. lol
The things I learn in your blog. Hahahaha....
I hear it changes colors depending on his mood.
Hahahahaha at Mr. Jin
@Mr_Jin -
african ones.
@tambo001 -
it's GBP, not a chameleon penis.
@ElusiveWords -
you'll be learning a lot more. i'm going to post a BJ tutorial in the near future.
@Baliyana -
oh really? care to share?
@wutuwaitn4 -
Figures.
LOL. i cant wait to see that GBP now..
wow, a GBP is way better than a Skywalker's light saber.
GBP = British Pound? hehe
i love the part when archie blew his flamethrower. =P
That GBP was everywhere!! O___O!!
usually, guys who are that buff have a small penis. you know... compensating and all.
GBP > Goldmember.
LOL
So. Was it big?!
What I didn't get is that people were so distracted by it! Like they couldn't concentrate on the movie because the GBP was on the screen. It was not distracting at all- get over it, people!
i think it was only small cause it was flaccid. for sure that thing would grow to epic proportions if completely aroused.
i thought the storyline was dark and decent but yeah, felt too long.
haha. ur the first to mention that. haha gbp.
small? i thought the GBP was rather big...so imagine the erected form...O.O
can't...see...it!!!! -squint-
A penis is a penis: it shrinks, it grows, it changes color because that's what all penises do!
Gosh, you guys wouldn't know a 12-inch cock if it slid down your throat.
haha
Would you touch it?
@ElusiveWords -
LOL ooh man does it turn red if he's angry?!!!
I thought he wore a black thingy over himself...oh well. Its no worse then what you'd see at a Renaissance art exhibit.
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