February 5, 2009
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For the 20th Time, I Don't want to be Your Friend Snippie
Snippiesblog, why are you such an annoying penis wrinkle? How many times do I need to reject your friend invite before you get the message? I'm just not that into you! You see, I used to allow you on my friend's list, but you were so annoying with your millions of recommendations, mass messages and incessant timestamping. So I did the noble thing, and deleted you, without calling you out. Then everything was fine and dandy, until I got another friend request from you. I simply rejected it and moved on with my life. Then came another, and another, and another. I have a feeling that if I don't write this entry, you're going to spam me forever with friend requests. This is online harassment, enough is enough.I can't decide if you're just a loser, pathethic, or both. According to your xanga, you're 33. Why in the world would a grown ass 33 year old women do this? Don't you have anything better to do with your time? You know...like take care of your family or tend to your career? Well, seeing as you're a big fat loser, I highly doubt any guy would want to marry you and you probably work at McDonald's. I guess you don't have anything better to do with your time, but please, stop sending me friend requests.Go play at Walmart or something.
Now I'm starting to wonder how you even knew that I took you off my friend's list. You probably added a gazillion random people. Xanga doesn't send out a notice when someone deletes you from their friend's list. So you either keep track of how many friends you have in an Excel sheet manually or something, or you have some kind of script. If you are keeping track manually, that is so pathetic, I'm just speechless. If you're using a script, you're slightly less pathetic, but brownie points for optimizing.
I've already used up every reason from the rejection list. Xanga, can you please add another one for me (in honor of Snippie)?
In conclusion, stop sending me friend requests Snippie. Kthanxbai.
Comments (166)
haha, this entry is hilarious, but i mainly came by to say i love your style! you do great work. The E session turned out great
-Zach
I used the droids one to decline her. haha
HAHAHAHAHA OMG this is FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! i did the same thing! i deleted her off my friends list too bc she's annoying! and then she added me again and i just didnt reply to it. HAHAH wuwu, you are so freaking funny. i am literally laughing our loud right now. my coworkers think im crazy.
DENIED!
this post is gold!
this wasn't very nice at all... and i work at McDonalds. the health benefits are better than you would imagine.
let me hug the anger out of you, Wuwu... i said HUG! not BANG!
Oh the hilarity. . .
ouch! she doesnt look like she's 33 though.
you rock wuwu! this 33 years old woman is very annoying. denied her please everyone
Funny, but a little harsh. She is just sitting on my to-accept-or-not-friends list because ...yea...
i hope she finds you in person and shits on your dog, and if you don't have a dog, shits on your pillow.
Wu goes RAWR!
Wow, how does she know?! I accepted her but she hasn't annoyed me yet, probably because I don't pay attention to my public feed.
!!!!!!!!!!!
....remind me not to piss u off! :O
@MaximMan - i didn't see hug or bang. i saw SUCK.
@Yosho - such anger yosho. is it all the pent up frustration from having such a small cock?
just let the friend request sit there. that's what i do with people on facebook haha
@wutuwaitn4 - hahahhahahahah.. he said "frustration from having such a small cock"
you guys are asian..after all =P JK! just work it right.
Am I the only one on Xanga that didn't get a friend's request from her? WTF? I'm going to send her a friend request.
Hahahahahaha. That was amazing.
She annoys the fuck out of me too! And her stupid sex questions, frequently time-stamped. Now this gives me all the more reason to delete her, again!
@NDM -
cause you're such a big loser that not even snippie wants to add you on xanga.
just block her
haahaha this is the funniest thing i've read today. it made me laugh out loud at the libs.
wow. u got a stalker. hehee
Wow! Thank goodness she hasn't found me yet!~ O.O Sorry that she's so annoying...maybe she likes you. You know that creepy stalker kind of like!~
For the record though, I hope she gets the hint and leaves you alone!
@lilopinkie - I totally agree with you!~ Stalker!~
Wow. Life fail.
Hers, not yours.
da-da-da-damn!
hahaha..
hahahaha..
ha
ha
you gots to do what you gots to do.
x2 man.
Someone has a #1 fan ^_^
LMAO!!! This was a hilarious entry! Thank goodness I never received a friend request from her =D
lol hahahahha. you're hilarious wuwu <3
haha. she's barking up the wrong tree...
Damn! Wu she does all that? Hmmm maybe I too should delete her. Those post are kinda annoying that she has been posting. But none the less this post makes a good point!
~Alexx
im snippie-free...she's fine
thaaat's right
haven't really noticed her...
just let her next request sit there unanswered because i'm sure she'll request you again after this post
Oh, so you think you're so good at sex that you don't need her advice? How dare you, sir!
snippie says HI.
i have been told i like hoodies!
@zhoo -
Why is she still on your friend's list then? Hmm? Unless you just want her all to yourself. =P
@NDM -
I didn't get one either. Maybe she is doing it alphabetically, but hasn't gotten to our names yet. *crosses fingers*
Hah. She's kind of odd.
Minus the use of insults and character bashing, I'm definitely with you on this one. I would give the benefit of the doubt that she means well (and would probably tell you to just block her if she had a reply) but, yeah...I started to notice the same thing you did. But so far she hasn't re-sent another friend request.
I was actually just not interested in all that sex advice to people who really don't get that sex is for marriage only...etc. And Snippie's advice wasn't exactly the wisest even in THAT context. In fact, some of her advice actually proposed BIGGER issues! So yeah...definitely not a worthy candidate even to subscribe to.
I applaude you for trying to be otherwise respectful in how you tried to deny her repeated friend requests and don't blame you for being upset (even if I don't approve of the way you wrote certain things).
If anything, I wonder how she GETS all the info she's shared. I don't think she's got a PhD in sex ed...if so, I'm very concerned about today's college education and scientific studies. Naw...back it up...I'm just worried about the people on whom are being studied. (Basically the world on the whole.)
@wherethefishlives - *ponders curiously* Either that was a totally playful/sarcastic comment oooor you actually think Snippie has advice worth taking. I'm not sure. *shrugs* I'd rather just marry the woman of my dreams and learn as we go with each other. To me, that's gonna be half the fun!
Xanga Pwnage.
also annoying: how on the bottom of all her blogs it says Please rec me so I can get questions!!
not because... you know... it will get you to be a top blog, or anything... definitely not because I'm sure you'd get loads of questions if all of 12 people were reading the blog...
overall though I don't mind that much, I just wanted to point that out because it bugged me ^ ^
Wow such anger. Snippie isn't a bad person, and calling her a cunt was rude. There could be other reasons why she kept wanting to friend you, like she forget who you were...
I'm sure once she reads your open letter, she will be the last person laughing. By stating her Xanga Username, she got even more people returning to her blog and probably 100+ new subbies & friends.
I guess the jokes on you, not her...
I am blocking you from my Xanga also. you don't seem like a very nice person.
whoa the anger
She's a dearjulie wannabe. And she's driving me insane.
Can you see? She wants you.
haha this post could cheer up anyone's day. i recently had a phone stalker. she called me everyday for 2 weeks twice a day without me answering once. i don't understand how people think, give up already.
Ouch
LOL "Excel sheet" ahahahahahaha
You attract the wildest ones.
= ]
she's creepy with her blogs on sex and crap
O_x
LOL omg hella mean!
lol
OMG, I just erased her today too..
coincidence?
@lightscripture - no, she just added all of xanga.
@wutuwaitn4 -
damn, can she do that?
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!
Dear John (see I actually know your name!)
yep I deleted her because of her mass messaging, and then I yileded after she wnet me 5 new requests. And well niether one of us should flatter ourselves by beleiving she actually knows who anyone of is. It's not like she has any interest in us whatsoever.
All I can say, she's not been spamming that much at all lately. And there are several others who do the exact same thing, cre 123, (denied) barely_jen (deleted due to spam) , casmarie (oh baby did you see her post on the bible and gays?!) etc etc.
That bitch gave out my private IM, and encouraged retaliatory rating. I am so unsubbing.
I want to have sex with her.
I bet she squirts. That is always awesome.
hmmm just "heard" about her..around..let me take a look at her blog...minding your advices anyway...
Just block her if you don't like her.
good thing you blocked me so i couldnt read this. LOL
Funny shit man. I think I'm going to remove her too.
I love the alternatives for saying why you don't want to be riends
Wow, this is pretty mean. I don't understand why people don't just MESSAGE each other when they have an issue, instead of making it into a big drama. not cool.
How about blocking her? It's not that hard ...
Really? No need to cause a fucking scene.
Yikes....
I love Snippie.
And as for this post, if you wanted her to stop. You should have messaged the lass. Instead, you did this as a publicity stunt just to be mean to her. That's just my opinion.
this is mean. you should have just messages her if she was annoying you.
xo
LOLOL. As mean as it was, it was pretty funny. I'm not gonna lie.
I promise myself that I will NEVER EVER piss you off.
I would have rec'd this, but hahaha. That would be too mean.
i am glad i have tunnel vision ^^*
damn.
hahahaa
I bet she quits asking after this
Whoa too much free time on your hands kid.
This was mean.
Just block her.
It's not hard.
Yeahhhh, you definitely could have blocked her or just sent her a message asking her to please stop. This was just mean. And everyone that commented her could have blocked her also. It's really that easy.
That was pretty mean, but... I don't know how to feel about it, normally her posts don't bug me at all, but she went on an anti-religious kick last week and it made me see her in a new light. Tip. If your goal is to befriend all of xanga, don't make fun of major religions. Never a good idea, your guaranteed to alienate a lot of people.
LOL.. greatly handled!! i LovE it!! you are awesome.
ps.. she wrote a shout out entry for you..
She's been spamming like crazy.
I've gotten like ten friend requests from her. >.<
Snippie's awesome though. You may not like her, and that's your right, but to call her a "cunt" only proves your own lack of character. Seriously... this is just pathetic.
i'm guessing she has attempted to "enter the wu" for the last time.
This is plain rude and you just made yourself look like a complete ass by publicly showing this to people,especially to people like myself who ADORE her and that ARE her friends. Learn some manners and just hit the "ignore" button like i am about to ignore you!
Hrm. wow. You have way too much time on your hands. And all your doing is driving traffic to her site. So not only are you a loser with no life, your pretty much brain dead too. Any girl would be lucky to have you. loser.
@Masochish -
Your a disgusting liar who steals people's posts and posts them as your own, and your vile and disgusting comment just goes to show how much of an ass clown you are.
OUCH! for the record she isn't a looser, she actually isn't very nice, and maybe she didn't remember your name thingy. some people don't. it's not like it says "this person has now deleted you". i understand your frustration, but i don't think she is aware wwho was her friend and has deleted her. why didn't you just write her a message explaining that you wish not to be added, than put it on blast. kinda dramatic don't you think?
@LadyAsianInvasion - She ISN'T nice?
@Gosalyn223 - i mean is nice..haha...damn i can't edit my comment either. lol.
@LadyAsianInvasion - O no I didnt meant to correct you in such a way trust me its just that well it seemed that she was kinda bipolar if shes cool then not nice I thought she was very inconsistent is all, I apologize.
~Edith Recinos
asian pride all the way, get that white bitch what she deserves!!! stupid attention whore!
ouch...but funny. She probably doesn't keep track of who she has asked to be friends.
Why didn't you just message her? Or wrote on her chatboard WITHOUT the profanities and rude words? Maybe a simply Can you PLEASE stop friending me? would have worked :[
But you are entitled to your own opinions :]
It's kinda ironic that you posted a blog about how much you can't stand her....
If she annoys you that badly, you can easily add her to your blocked list. Then she can't send you any friend invites.
Here, I'll help you - here is the link: http://www.xanga.com/Private/BlockedUsers.aspx. Click on the link in the menu to the left that says "Block Users" and then you get a nifty little form that allows you to add 10 names at a time!!! How 'bout that!
I think what you did was plain mean. She is a really nice gal and just wants subscribers on her site because she does the "Dear Snippie" blogs.
I like her a lot.
@MaximMan -
yay i work at mcdonalds too! I love it there. And I like Snippie. But I think the author has some serious anger issues that they need to address. LOL
It's safe to say that pretty much everyone with a xanga is an annoying penis wrinkle. (Or vagina wrinkle, if you're into that kind of thing.)
You have a great sense of comedic timing and a wicked sense of humor. I predict this will benefit you both, although you will probably see no end of her requests. My favorite, though, was your comeback to yosho. Immense!
When somebody loves you...
Grow up. Just block her. It was your choice to add her and it doesn't take that must effort to just leave her friend invite there and not add her. You're just being too dramatic IMO
I get annoyed with those on my friends list who recommend all the lame posts every fucking day too... Meh!
And look at all the people you have annoyed, haha, get down with your bad self! :p
Quite a mean post...
harsh!
this is the worst post i have seen on xanga...and all these comments/hatred towards her is so childish
what is wrong with you people? are you in highschool? grade school? ...
grow up ..all of you
fail
@maebemaebenot - get away you wanna be white bitch attention slut! these people on xanga have no fuckin lives! like you mae!
Ouch, dude.
Hmmm, maybe .. she likes reading a lot of blogs. Including YOURS.
As a result, since you are NOT her friend and she does land on your xanga page, she just clicks the green button that appears whenever she's not your friend, not really realizing whose page she's on (or that she's been rejected a gazillion times).
So she's adding you as a friend, without even realising who it is ... she just likes reading your blog.
After a while, blogs look the same you know? Bunch of lil characters, black background ... everyone's blog kinda looks like that.
What if you just left her in the request queue and not even bother rejecting her? Maybe she won't even get that green button.
@theologian dan - like what did mae do again? I'm confused here. Hahaha
I will be by to rec this later when my readers are around!
@DarkMocca -
internet super hero to the rescue lol
@A___Beautiful___Disaster -
Win!
@theologian dan - dude you better calm the fuck down you don't know jack shit about any of this so key your damn dirty hands off the fucking keyboard. You don't know Mae.
(excuse my english)
You're evil.. and highly entertaining! hahaha
@SupperMick -
Right on! You stole the words out of my mouth. Mae is a wonderful person, and that guy is just an asshole!
While this is clever, I do think it's mean, because Snippie gives pretty good advice and has interesting blogs. I think that you should have messaged her first before posting something like this...
No I am not 33, I am 20 years old for the record , I am sorry, I am very much and too my subjects. Make a lot of bad mistakes and I dont work at Mcdounlds. I work at Shaws, So their how dare you teat me like this. But I forgive you totally just.
LOL I don't know you and I know you don't know me but this is so funny I can't not leave you a comment.
haha! Nice one
You really should have just not posted this. It's really mean. Snippie is a person with feelings and you may have gained a few fans by posting this but more importantly, you turned off a lot of people. The best thing would have been to decline her then block her if you're so annoyed. Publicly bashing her, calling her really awful names isn't going to get you anywhere. You're an asshole.
Because this was completely called for. If you don't like someone, block them and don't read their blog. Don't write an entry just to insult someone - and also to invite others to insult her as well in the comments.
I didn't know we were all back in high school, where we gossip about each other behind everyone's back.
Also, I'm guessing she adds everyone that has a footprint on her page. Which leads me to wonder... if you hate her so much why the hell were on on her page?
I love how you're getting bleeding heart comments telling you you shouldn't do this.
like they're really going to make a difference...
So Wuwu
However you spell your retarded name? To talk shit about someone you have no knowledge or know anything about is considered the lowest form of human. I feel that you think you are one of the cool kids on Xanga, but in actuality your just a hurt soul and that probably your mom forgot to breast feed you but breast fed your siblings because she saw something missing from you. DID your parents not teach you manners? Treat others as you would want to be treated... I guess you want to be treated like the small dick asshole you really are. Go to theropy and stop picking on people without communicating to them before you go off on your tyrant to bust your ego to your stupid, hail Wuwu friends. Have you heard of Karma because what you put out into the world you get back so watch out my friend. Please grow some balls and communicate with people and I'm sure they would leave you alone if they knew what kind of dick you where before they send you multiple friend requests...The world needs to shed itself of douche bags like you.
Yours truly
Snippie's Boyfriend
P.S. If you respect women and want them to love you you should probably refrain from calling them CUNTS. Only Small dick pricks who dislike women call them CUNTS... Call your mom a CUNT and see what happens?
@knightinshiningarmor77 -
I almost wasn't going to respond, but your PS point was something that also bothered me. The term "cunt" is perhaps the absolute, positive lowest form of insult in the English language. You are dead on with that.
@Garistotle -
Why? Seriously, everyone's always like "Omg omg, someone called her a cunt!!" and I don't see how it's offensive. Someone's called me a cunt before, and I was like "Alright? Whatever" (but Im pretty stoic to mostly everything). I know what it means, I just do NOT understand how it's been turned into the absolutely-worst-bad-word-ever.
Can you PLEASE tell me why this is so?
I don't know if people are just sensitive or if that word in particular really IS the worst word.
I can get sensitive if someone were to call me a nigger, but I don't see how cunt has that same sort of connotation.
Honestly, I just want to know why it's so bad -_-"
@mahboobiesHURT -
Just how I was raised.
@Garistotle -
Boo..
Does not halp ;[ haha
Look up the word
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt#Referring_to_women
@mahboobiesHURT -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt#Referring_to_women
@knightinshiningarmor77 -
I still don't find it as offensive as everyone else does.
They said that it's bad because "it can also be used to imply that the sexual act is the primary function of a woman"
When someone calls a guy a dick, no ones like "OMGWTFBBQ?!"
Ah, double standards.
Either way, words are just words. We are what we make them to be I guess.
Honey, you flatter yourself. Most likely, this woman reads a lot of blogs (Yes, she has the time to read while you have the time to post nasty messages.) and when she passes over yours and possibly comments, she adds you. I doubt she knows you. I comment on so many blogs and they all look them same after a while. I add everyone when the little screen pops up.
Jesus. Do you have this much time on your hands to attack someone. Get a life.
lmao x]
i'm just confused why everyone is getting so crazy about this...
she added me as well. I thought that it was because she was interested in reading my blog until I realized that all she did was spam my home page with posts that I really couldn't care less about. I tolerated her until her posts started clashing with my ideologies, at which point I promptly deleted her as a so-called "friend".
she added me as well. I thought that it was because she was interested in reading my blog until I realized that all she did was spam my home page with posts that I really couldn't care less about. I tolerated her until her posts started clashing with my ideologies, at which point I promptly deleted her as a so-called "friend".
@outmatched -
It is easy to ignore someone but it is another to maliciously write bull shit about someone that you know nothing about. I don't see writing bullshit about people trying to be your friend? If you don't like how people do there xanga's then you are probably wasting your time and should probably find something else to do... You guys have to realize this guy attacked my girl, For what sending some spam? Grow the fuck up and move on... If you have a problem with people sending you stuff that you dislike tell them to please stop and I'm sure they will don't not communicate with thema dn call them names and write 5 paragraph rants on how cool you are compared to them.
@outmatched -
Its not "spam" when its in your inbox. If you didnt like my posts then just unfriend me. That simple! I didnt force you to be my friend. Xanga isnt just for you! I can post whatever the fuck i want to!
@mahboobiesHURT -
That wasnt the only thing offensive about this post!
@maniac_rose -
Yeah! how dare I post my point of view. Thats awful! Better yet. Tell me your point of view so i can only post to make you happy!
@ScarletMoth -
WOw thats soooo awful that she does that!
@Snippie -
indeed you can.
I don't care if someone is an atheist, but a mean spirited atheist sucks. Why bother going through the trouble of pretty much saying: "MWUAHAHAHAHAH! YOU GOD IS A LIE!" if you're going to get all tore up that someone is offended? Get thicker skin, or be nicer.
LMAO.
If that was a real option, I would be so happy.
@knightinshiningarmor77 -
LAWL. Fucking internet drama. Hilarious.
Hope you realize how incredibly LAME it is for someone to send their boyfriend after someone else on the INTERNET over a post on XANGA.
Jesus. You and Snippie need to get over it and stop your whining.
The Kike warned us about middle-aged mothers, but did any of you listen? NO.
@TakingxOverxMe -
Agreed.
lmaos wow.
LMFAO!!
"YOU ARE AN ANNOYING CUNT"
@Just_For_Shits_And_Giggles -
Looks like you have just as much time to insult someone in a comment on their own blog. No life much? =]
To all of you
I hope you the best and the Karma you deserve
Peace
Wow harsh man harsh. At least your blogging in reality
omg she sent her boyfriend to diss you
how laammeeee
Desperate .. she really must have nothing to do in reality..
@hellaz - LOL.
Wow she deleted and blocked me... I'm free? YES!
SerenaDante's blog is much better anyway.
@Snippie -
um, okay
@Snippie -
I'm actually subscribed to snippiesblog. But just because I'm not out here defending you, doesn't mean I was here to take this post seriously either. After all the hub bub, I just wanted to see why the word cunt is SO bad.
It's not.
It's just xanga. Calm down.
thats hilarious but a little harsh, take chill pill man!
this right here is why the universal inbox needs fixed. i don;t understand why my screen is constantly filled with nonsense like pulses and recommendations and mass messages from people i don't know but are "friends" rather than actual posts from people i subscribe to. subscriptions should be up front and center. everything else to the side.
I just unsubscribed to her. It's weird and empty not having my subscriptions page filled with nonsense. At first I liked the idea of a sex question/answer blog, but my god, she just aches for attention. All those plugs telling us about XTV was quite annoying.
Sorry Snippie, but I think you should spend less time on Xanga and more time with your kids or something. And I don't mean that in a bitchy way. Honestly.
Oh snap. Harsh but seemingly necessary. While the actual post was pretty funny, the fall out is the best part
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