October 10, 2008

  • 41 milllion: the best bday present of all

    $41 milllion: the best bday present of all

    so...i turned 26 today.

    26 is one of the worse ages to turn, just like 40, 41, 42, 43... till death, because you can do everything at age 25 already. the perks get smaller and smaller as you age, and after 25, there are no more perks. you're pretty much just getting one year closer to death. i think this is the 5th bday entry i've written here on xanga? god, i've been on here for so long. while being an old geeser makes me sad, i do have a way to make myself feel better. i subscribe to even older geesers on xanga (reality_vs_ideality, chinkzilla, ndm, maximman, deux02, franksabunch). did you guys think i subscribed because i actually enjoyed reading your xangas? -= P

    anyway, enough with the self pity. i'm actually not that sad, because i'm going to win the $41 million super lotto jackpot tomorrow. i'm positive that i will win because it's my bday and i had a dream a few months ago that i won. i saw a documentation on the E! channel about lottery winners, and this guy had a dream that he would win, and he did a few months later. to ensure that i would win, i bought a little more than my usual $5 worth,* ten times more to be exact.

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    here is what i will do with my jackpot:

    1. purchase wentworth miller and kwon sang woo. you know, like buying friends as pets on facebook. but they won't be my pets, more like sex slaves. however, i'm not opposed to the idea of keeping them in cages once in awhile.

    2. travel the world, visit as many countries as i humanly can and photograph it all. i would love to visit Europe, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, Africa, Iguazu Falls and the Philippines first.

    3. open a fabulous photography studio with all my photographer friends. it'll have all the nicest and newest camera gear and we can just have fun. it doesn't even matter if we make any money or not.

    4. buy my dog, joey, a condo. get him a few bitches to keep him company, and reverse the neutering (if that's possible). also, keep a sample of his DNA in case i can clone him in the future.

    5. hire a personal chef that will follow me everywhere and can make me green tea creme brulee whenever and where ever i wish.

    6. and i guess i should donate some to charity too.

    		 me_dreaming

    photo courtesy of radjbo, wentworth and kwon dream bubbles, courtesy of me. look at how big my feet are! and no, it's not lens distortion.

    oh yea, my escrow closed today too, on my bday. how awesome is that! you are now looking at a homeowner. i'll show you guys pics real soon.

    * ok, i may have exaggerated a little to make myself look like a ballah. i didn't really buy $51 worth alone. i'm in a lotto pool with 4 other co-workers.

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