Pulse

  • I've realized that recently, I forget to zip my pants almost half of the time. I really am getting old. *sigh*
  • I've been bed-ridden all day. It's times like these that I wish I had a bf to take care of me.
  • What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
  • I was talking to a co-worker about a project and I meant to say FLAG, but I accidentally said FAG. =(
  • Clubbing two nights in a row, so tired. Haven't done that in a loooooooong time. My old body can't handle it anymore.
  • I can't wait to show you guys my costume. You'd want to cuddle with me.
  • I finally figured out why I can't get a bf. It's because of my chapped lips.
  • There's been a vicious rumor going around xanga about me. People are saying I'm "hilarious"? WTF!
  • I've been trying to write an entry for the past 2 weeks but work always put in such a foul mood. Kills my creativity.
  • FYI, I did not install a handheld shower head to douche my butt or pleasure myself.

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