Vienna Sausage

I absolutely LOVE hearing funny sex stories. I've written a few stories in the past before, but I got a new one for you guys.

One of my friends had a booty call with this guy we've dubbed VS (vienna sausage). He told her that a previous girl called his penis a vienna sausage because it was small. Yes, yes, I know. Why would she have a booty call with someone who told her that he has a small penis? Hey, sometimes when you're that sexually frustrated, you'll settle for any type of weiner. We've all been there.

After a few drinks, the clothes started coming off. They start boning and during mid-boning, VS, like the casanova that he is, whispers into her ear "So...Do I have a vienna sausage?" HAHAHA! Wow, VS is quite a character. Who asks their partner during mid-sex if they have a small penis? What a smooth operator. I think having a small penis is the least of his worries. My friend tried really hard not to laugh, maintained her composure and replied "No." She didn't want to ruin the mood any more, since he did have a vienna sausage and she couldn't even feel if it was in already. She actually thinks that the previous girl was wrong, and that it was more like a cocktail weiner.

Guys...do not ask a girl if she thinks you have a small penis. You already know if you have a small penis or not, you don't need to ask. And if you must ask, please refrain from asking during the middle of having sex.