October 29, 2009
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Screw You 24-Hour Fitness!
I've had my 24-Hour membership for 3.5 years, but I haven't gone in 3 years. I'm paying $36 a month so that's over $1200 down the drain. I kept on telling myself I would go next week, but the weeks turned into months and the months turned into years. I finally went into the gym the other day, not to work out, but to cancel my membership.
There was an episode of Friends where Chandler tried to cancel his membership but got persuaded not to from a hot female employee. So Ross goes down to the gym to help him out, but he ended up getting a gym membership of his own, from that same hot female employee. While this might be a slight exageration, gyms are known to be very persuasive, and they do hire hot people.
While I was sitting, waiting for the Membership Manager, I kept thinking to myself...don't be a hot korean, don't be a hot korean, don't be a hot korean, I should've masturbated before I came here, don't be a hot korean.
After waiting for about 5 minutes, the manager was finally ready to see me. The second I saw his face, I knew I was fucked (and not in a good way). Mr. David Choi was so hot. When he shook my hands with this firm but gentle grip, I almost jizzed in my panties. He looked like a hybrid between Daniel Henney and Wentworth Miller. *swoons*
David: Hey Mr. ____, can I call you John?
Me: *thinks to myself: you can call me whatever you like baby* Yea
David: Why do you want to cancel your membership? We have many...I'm not exactly sure what he said after that. I just started daydreaming about us getting all hot and sweaty from working out and then going to the locker room to take a shower. When I snapped back into reality, not only did I not cancel my membership, I had sign up for a personal trainer. FML!
So screw you 24-hour fitness....for hiring such hot people to steal our money!
Comments (65)
"don't be a hot korean" LOL
I feel ya!
you should pass your membership to a friend. thats what my friend did when she didn't wanna work out anymore and i didn't wanna pay initiation fees!
how come they never give ME a hot korean? it was an ugly fat balding guy at bally's.
drool...Daniel Henney
when i went to LA fitness w/ my bf JUST TO GET SOME INFO, they kept badgering us. finally, i put my foot down and said, "look, im not ready to commit to you guys. no, you may not take ANY of my information." im a hot korean myself so they STFU after i said that.
... but i did end up getting a membership a week later lol!
LOL pwned
ha im with you expect it was bally total fitness and it was under my friends name...LOL
david choi's so cute, like a sad teddy bear
which 24 hr fitness is this!!!! I have the membership and i haven't seen a cute korean in the OC 24 hrs ~ /cry
lol nice!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Awww. But now you'll have a reason to go to the gym more! To see and impress David.
the 24 hr where I used to go had so many good looking guys working there... Even some strippers.
You should go to the 24 hr on wilshire and serrano in ktown.
You will love the selection of Korean gymrats we have here! It will be your heaven, wuwu!
why does this remind me of the Friends episode?! haha
hahaha! my gold's gym has nothing but hot women up front. fake boobies and errrthang.
what the gay?
weak-willed! mister choi probably saw you staring at his crotch.
you should know to always whack off before going to the gym!
"don't be a hot korean, don't be a hot korean, don't be a hot korean, I should've masturbated before I came here, don't be a hot korean." LMAO LMAO LMAO. nice.
And when you finally do cancel they will keep you on their mailing list for eternity. The gyms have a winning formula all right. Very funny.
LOL!!!
there aren't any hot korean workers in 24!! where is this!!
yeah which 24 hr is this? I have a membership and need a hot reason to go work out more, lolz
ooOOOoo la la.
Yeah hate it when that happens. Luckily like we discussed earlier...people always think I'm gay, so they send me the hot guys to try to talk me into staying...muahaha if only they knew that if they had just sent that hot girl standing behind the other desk I probably would have folded. I feel your pain though. Come to LA Fitness when I get hired there and I'll hook you up with a good deal on membership and you can hire me as your personal trainer haha.
Hmm, I should take notes from this experience and tell the membership director at my club to use that strategy hehe.
Was his name actually David Choi? Like the YouTube guy?
Lesson learned? Always masturbate before you go anywhere.
Gawddd how many times has this happened to me??
Much love for the experience, hun. FOR sure.
you are so weak man.
AHAHAHA....tell me how the personal training sessions go!
You should have canceled your membership over the phone
Agh damn $36 a month?! I've only been paying $20. But hey, if seeing david choi inspires you to go to the gym more often and making your money's worth, then I would say this experience would have its benefits.
hahaha
shoulda asked him out ahaha
@Roadlesstaken -
You're terrible. haha.
all businesses are so sneaky -_-
*swoons*
HAHAHAHAHA! You're hilarious!! XDDD
all it takes is a pretty face for you to bend over backwards? man up!
pwned =P
hahahaha that made me laugh.
LOL, I think there's a big difference between David Choi and Daniel Henney. I'd lean more toward the latter.
Lol. I need to find me a hot trainer to motivate me to go back to 24, too.
LOL!! This is fantastic! I mean, not for you, but thanks for sharing!!
Damn it. Lucky you.
= (
I didn't have hot Korean guys when I signed up for Fitness World.
Just a lot of gay ones who look better than I did.
= P
Phooey.
You're a lucky bastard. Go to the gym to ogle that Korean guy.
I need a hot Daniel Henney/Wentworth look-a-like to convince to BUY a membership. It's really quite pathetic that I havent' signed up. it's like the "locking" of a contract makes me have hives. Ughhh. That said, I do still exercise about 3 or 4 times a week so my fitness isn't being compromised in the dilemna. I know, give ME your pass, I shall take it off your hands.
gotta learn to turn down those hot koreans
hahahahahaha
WHAT WHAT WHAT???? I didnt' get any hot chicks trying to get me to re-up when i canceled! I got a dude who didn't really care too much. He just made a comment that I was paying a low rate.
cancel over the phone, dude!!
Hahaha, weakling! I hope you actually go to your training sessions. I work out on base.
But just think - if you start using the gym, you'll get buff and attractive, and then you'll have that kind of persuasive power over other people as well.
lol, aww. they are so evil!!!
my account is only 15 a month =)
Lol!
Haha. You shoulda got in there
Hi .:]
You definitely should have masturbated before you went. At LEAST... thrice.
I had a chick cancel mine for me after I had not used it for like 5 years. ouch
lol u got bamboozeled. wish u had taken a pic of this hot korean guy
I used to work as a personal trainer at Bally Total Fitness, and we were trained to be very pushy salesmen. One of the managers bragged about how he literally wouldn't let someone leave his office until they signed up for a membership, and he told us to do the same. They encouraged all kinds of morally reprehensible behavior, so I quit. I couldn't justify sacrificing my values for a job.
Hehe. At least you were wooed by the sales person and weren't given the Russell Peters type of threats ("Be a man, do the right thing"). On the bright side, if you go several times a week, I'm sure your physique will be chiseled, if you keep it up. Good luck, Wuwu.
Wentworth Miller?! Well, I say, I think we just connected on a higher level. And I need to see this David Choi, stat.
I will be safe in getting out of my membership because the person in charge
is female. Ha,,, they're out of luck with this guy.
Great bit of writing mate, I can see it all unfolding. (specially the steamy hot shower
and the two of you)
*~matthew~*
i would like to meet this mr. david choi.
lool at least you don't have to pay for the trainer unless you go?
Here, I thought you had better self-control =P.
HAHA, I saw that episode!! ... LOL awesome.
lolx! =)
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