April 1, 2009

• NDM Sex Tape

  What's better than a Celebrity Sex Tape? A Xanga Celebrity Sex Tape!

  I've had this video in my possession for awhile (from a highly secret source), but I didn't want to post it because it's too scandalous. However, NDM did something that angered me greatly last week, and I have no choice but to post it.

  Last week, right before the Korea VS Japan WBC finals, he pulsed:

  "If Korea loses tonight, I am going to post a nude photo of myself. This is how much I believe in my team. Goooooo Korea!!!!"

  As we all know (from all the FB statuses, xanga, & twitter ), Korea lost. Yes, very sad. But I was not, because I looked forward to seeing NDM's nude photo. I was so excited I couldn't sleep all night, or maybe I was up all night masturbating. I don't really remember, it was one or the other. I even pulsed and commented on his FB just to remind him. You know, in case he accidentally forgot or something. When he finally posted, he posted a picture of a naked baby with the crotch blurred out. How gay is that? I don't even think that's his baby pic. He probably just googled "naked baby."

  I've would've been less angry if he actually made the effort and photoshopped something like this.

  

  But alas, he did not. How can a man break a promise? Promises are the only thing pure we have left in this cold, violent world. I will not stand by and let him ruin the sanctity of promises. He must be punished and taught a lesson. And I will do so by posting his sex tape.

  To prepare you guys for the main course, I'll post some screen caps first. You didn't hear this from me, but the girl in the sex tape is a pretty popular xangan. Any guesses as to who it is?

  

  Are you guys ready?

  Here it is...Enjoy! All you gotta do is press play. I have an extra box of tissues if you need it.

  

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